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- // chat container setup for maximum verwirrung weil ich kann das alles langsam nicht mehr junge die sprach macht kei sinn
- const chatContainer = document.getElementById('chat-container');
- const chatLog = document.getElementById('chat-log');
- const userInput = document.getElementById('user-input');
- let hasGreeted = false; // flag so we only say grǔtzi eimal und ned sächzgs mal junge das wäri fett weird
- // toggle chat open and closed again ????????????? i dont remember what i haben gesoffen hier
- function toggleChat() {
- if (chatContainer.classList.contains('open')) {
- chatContainer.classList.remove('open');
- setTimeout(() => {
- chatContainer.style.visibility = 'hidden';
- }, 400); // match delay with css so it doesnt look wie abfall
- } else {
- chatContainer.style.visibility = 'visible';
- chatContainer.classList.add('open');
-
- // the actuall saying grǔtzi miternaand gugus
- if (!hasGreeted) {
- displayMessage('Virtual Assistant', "Grǔtzi 🇨🇭 ! I'm your virtual assistant! Please tell me about your problem or what you need help with.");
- hasGreeted = true;
- }
- }
- }
- // send message when enter key is pressed because who will press a button to send a message ???? are you a psychopat ?
- userInput.addEventListener('keypress', function(event) {
- if (event.key === 'Enter') {
- sendMessage();
- }
- });
- // handle sending messages
- function sendMessage() {
- const userMessage = userInput.value.trim();
- if (userMessage) {
- displayMessage('You', userMessage);
- userInput.value = '';
- setTimeout(() => catReply(userMessage), 1000); // delay for realism so the "assistant" can "think" about the reply
- }
- }
- // put a message in the chat log will chat funktioniert ned ohni message history und so lol
- function displayMessage(sender, message) {
- const messageElement = document.createElement('div');
- messageElement.classList.add('chat-message');
- const senderSpan = document.createElement('span');
- senderSpan.classList.add('sender');
- senderSpan.classList.add(sender === 'You' ? 'user' : 'virtual-assistant');
- senderSpan.textContent = sender + ': ';
-
- const messageSpan = document.createElement('span');
- messageSpan.textContent = message;
-
- messageElement.appendChild(senderSpan);
- messageElement.appendChild(messageSpan);
- chatLog.appendChild(messageElement);
- chatLog.scrollTop = chatLog.scrollHeight;
- }
- // cat assistant category based matched replies
- function catReply(userMessage) {
- const keywords = {
- "help": ["meeeooow...? figure it out yourself! because that sounds like a you problem bahahahasdjkasadlkj 💀", "meeooww! welp too bad. help yourself bahasjdhaskjdhaskjdh", "mrrrow! idk either lol. go ask yourself maybe your smart if you use your brain instread of relying on a virtual assistant cat"],
- "problem": ["meeooow, eh thats normal here, should've chosen someone else to host your stuff ngl lol", "mrow, contact sysadminier maybe idk? i am just cat or a teaput ???? idk what i am help aaaaaaa", "mreeow, tell me more ig... if you want idc lol"],
- "default": ["meow", "meeooow!", "mew.", "mrow!", "meeow...", "meow, meow.", "mroww", "mlem"]
- };
- // generate a bs reply to fool user into thinking the cat assistant is actually doing something
- function generateScrambledReply() {
- const phrases = keywords["default"];
- let scrambled = [];
- const length = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 3; // random length of reply 3-5 words
-
- for (let i = 0; i < length; i++) {
- const randomPhrase = phrases[Math.floor(Math.random() * phrases.length)];
- scrambled.push(randomPhrase);
- }
- return scrambled.join(" ");
- }
- // check for keywords in user message and decide what kind of blödsinn to say zu the schafseckel using the chat
- let reply;
- if (userMessage.toLowerCase().includes("help")) {
- reply = keywords["help"][Math.floor(Math.random() * keywords["help"].length)];
- } else if (userMessage.toLowerCase().includes("problem")) {
- reply = keywords["problem"][Math.floor(Math.random() * keywords["problem"].length)];
- } else {
- reply = generateScrambledReply(); // generate scrambled reply for "default" case
- }
- displayMessage('Virtual Assistant', reply);
- }
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